[As George plays his risk management book on tape, the narrator's voice sounds alarmingly like his own.]
Man: [on tape] Chapter one. In order to manage risk we must first understand risk. How do you spot risk? How do you avoid risk and what makes it so risky?
George: This guy sounds just like me.
Man: To understand risk, we must first define risk.
George: This is horrible.
Man: Risk is defined as--
George: [hits the recorder] Stop it! Stop it!