Quote from George in The Soul Mate
George: You really believe this guy doesn't want to have kids? Elaine: Yeah, of course. Jerry: Elaine, a guy'll say anything to get a woman. Elaine: Oh, please. He wouldn't say that. George: Elaine, I once told a woman that I coined the phrase, "Pardon my French." Jerry: I once told a woman that I don't eat cake 'cause it goes right to my thighs. George: I once told a woman that I really enjoy spending time with my family.