George: Excuse me. I think I made a big mistake. I'd like my deposit back, please.
Jiffy Park Guy: What's the problem?
George: You got hookers turning tricks in my car. How's that for starters?
Jiffy Park Guy: Ah, that is all hearsay.
George: All right, very good. I'd like my car and my deposit back, please.
Jiffy Park Guy: Can't do it.
George: What do you mean?
Jiffy Park Guy: If you read the agreement you signed, the deposit is not refundable.
George: Well, does it say anywhere in the contract about my car being used as a whorehouse? 'cause I don't remember reading that clause either.