Susan Ross: You know, I really like those new jeans Jerry was wearing. He's really thin.
George: Not as thin as you think.
Susan Ross: Why? He's a 31. I saw the tag on the back.
George: The tag, huh?
Susan Ross: Mmm-hmm.
George: Let me tell you something about that tag. It's no 31, and uh, let's just leave it at that.
Susan Ross: What are you talking about?
George: He scratches off a 32 and he puts in 31.
Susan Ross: Oh, how could he be so vain?
George: Well, this is the Jerry Seinfeld that only I know.