[stand-up:]
Jerry: Buying shoes is one of the great shopping challenges. Did you ever see someone put on new pair of shoes? They turn into a zombie as they start walking around the store. "Yeah, these are pretty good." Then they have that little 1-foot-high mirror there. What is that about? So I can see what cats will think of my shoes? What is that angle? Bum passed out on the curb, "Hey, what do you think of these? I just got them. I've seen them from that angle myself."