Quote from Frank Costanza in The Doorman
George: What did you do today, dad? Frank Costanza: Today, I went record shopping in Greenwich Village. I bought this record, but I can't seem to find the hi-fi. George: I don't have a hi-fi. Frank Costanza: Didn't I give you my old record player? George: I gave it to Cosmo. Frank Costanza: Cosmo? Who's Cosmo? Kramer: I'm Cosmo. Frank Costanza: Well, I want it back. I wanna listen to that cha-cha record.