Jerry: Did you know he was so worried about losing more hair if he had to get chemo treatment, I bought him an unlimited gift certificate at the Hair Team For Men, just to put his mind at ease?
George: You did that?
Jerry: Yeah. Oh, I can't wait to talk to this guy.
George: Wait a minute, wait a minute. You can't say anything.
Jerry: Why not?
George: Because he'll know I told you. Besides, he's giving me a parking spot around the corner for practically nothing.
Jerry: So you're telling me, because you're getting free parking, I gotta pretend this guy had cancer when he didn't?
George: Yeah.
Jerry: Well, I don't like it. I don't like it one bit!