Quote from George in The Soup
Kelly: Okay, cowboys, what will you have? Jerry: I'll have the, uh, turkey club without the bacon. George: Ah, I'll have the bacon club without the turkey. Kelly: George, don't make me get tough with you. George: Why, you think you can, beat me up? Kelly: You wouldn't want me to mess up the beautiful face of yours. George: [snorts] Stop. Kelly: You don't want bacon. I'll surprise you. [exits]