Jerry: It was a "thank you" card from Kristin because I'm doing the PBS drive. I mean, how long am I supposed to keep it?
George: The rule is a minimum of two days.
Jerry: You making that up, or do you know what you're talking about?
George: I'm making it up.
Jerry: I mean, really, what's the point of saving it? I could see if I had a mantel.
George: Oh, well, a mantel's a whole different story.
Jerry: Absolutely.
George: If my parents had a mantel, I might be a completely different person.