[stand-up:]
Jerry: I heard a weatherman say that 75% of your body heat is actually lost through the top of the top of the head. Which sounds like you could go skiing naked if you got a good hat. But there's no hat that makes a statement quite like a hat with the flaps. [picks up such a hat] The hat with the flaps makes a statement like no other hat makes. This hat says to the world, "I would rather have the heat in my skull rather than anything society could possibly offer." In fact, I would say if you're on trial for a serious crime and you lawyer recommends the insanity defense, this is the hat to wear. I mean, your lawyer should really insist on it. [puts on the hat] He should just go, "Your honor, 'The defense rests'".