Quote from Elaine in The Dinner Party
Elaine: Excuse me. Man: Hey, hey. I'm on line here. Elaine: No, no, we just bought this. Um, you sold us a cake with a hair on it. Clerk: You have to take a number. Elaine: We waited fifteen minutes for this. Oh. [loudly] You sell me a cake with a hair on it? Then you want me to wait?