Elaine: The whole city is talking about this monster Joel Rifkin, and I am dating a Joel Rifkin.
Jerry: But you like your Joel Rifkin.
Elaine: Yeah. I just wish he has a different name.
Jerry: Ask him to change it.
Elaine: You can't ask a person to change their name.
Jerry: Why not?
Elaine: Would you change yours?
Jerry: If someone asked me nicely. I'm Claude Seinfeld.