Kramer: So what's up, Diggity Dog?
Jerry: George and I just signed up with the Senior Citizen's Volunteer Agency. Same thing Elaine's doing.
Kramer: Oh, that's too bad. Now don't say I didn't try to warn you.
Jerry: What are you talking about?
Kramer: Oh, Jerry, I'm surprised at you!
Jerry: What?
Kramer: It's a con. These agencies are usually a front for some money laundering scheme. Or they're bunco artists; bilking people out of their life savings. Oh, yeah.
Jerry: Where do you get this?
Kramer: The alternative media, Jerry. That's where you hear the truth.