Elaine: You cannot believe what I'm going through. That card is plastered all over the office. Everybody is calling me, Nip! Yeah, that's my new nickname at the office. Nip! These guys keep asking me out for drinks. Not only that. Fred, you know the guy I told you about? He hasn't called me in three days. ... [sees card] Oh, hey!
George: Hey. How come I didn't get a Christmas card? Everybody else got one. Jerry got one, Kramer got one. I thought we were good friends. I don't get a Christmas card. I don't get it.
Elaine: You want a Christmas card? You want a Christmas card? All right here. [plants George's head in her bosom] Here's your Christmas card.