[stand-up:]
Jerry: The hardest part about being a clown, it seems to me, would be that you're constantly referred to as a clown. "Who was that clown?", "I'm not working with that clown, did you hire that clown?", "The guy's a clown!".
How do you even start into being a clown? How do you know that you want to be a clown? I mean, I guess you
just get to a point where you're pants look so bad, it's actually easier to become a clown than having the proper alterations done. Because if you think about it, a clown, if there isn't a circus around them, is really just a very annoying person. I mean, you're in the back seat of this guys Volkswagen, "What, you're picking somebody else up? Oh, man!"