Quote from George in The Parking Space
George: I really think it looks good. Elaine: Ten bucks, how can you go wrong? George: All bald people look good in hats. Elaine: You should have lived in the twenties and thirties. You know men wore hats all the time then. George: What a bald paradise that must have been. Nobody knew. Elaine: Well, you can wear a hat all the time now. Who's stopping you? George: No, I can't. What if I meet a woman? I'd always be worried about that first moment where I take it off and see that look of disappointment on her face.