Quote from Jerry in The Pony Remark
Elaine: I actually like ponies. I was just trying to make conversation. What time's your game? Jerry: Two Forty-Five. Elaine: And what time's the funeral? Jerry: Two o' clock. Elaine: How long does a funeral take? Jerry: Depends on how nice the person was. But you gotta figure, even Oswald took forty-five minutes. Elaine: So you can't do both? Jerry: You know, if the situation were reversed and Manya had some Mahjong championship or something, I wouldn't expect her to go to my funeral. I would understand.