Elaine: I actually like ponies. I was just trying to make conversation. What time's your game?
Jerry: Two Forty-Five.
Elaine: And what time's the funeral?
Jerry: Two o' clock.
Elaine: How long does a funeral take?
Jerry: Depends on how nice the person was. But you gotta figure, even Oswald took forty-five minutes.
Elaine: So you can't do both?
Jerry: You know, if the situation were reversed and Manya had some Mahjong championship or something, I wouldn't expect her to go to my funeral. I would understand.