George: So a woman calls, says she has to come to New York on business...
Jerry: Oh, you are beautiful!
George: And maybe she'll see me when she gets there, does this woman intend to spend time with me?
Waitress: I'd have to say no.
[George flips over a piece of paper to reveal "No"]
George: So why did she call?
Waitress: To be polite.
George: To be polite. I rest my case.