Dr. Kelso: The med student who was supposed to pick me up never showed up. I've been out there forever.
Dr. Cox: What do you want from me?
Dr. Kelso: Help me out with this paperwork thing so I can drive again. It's just some stupid insurance rule.
Dr. Cox: Well, that's a pretty big favor there, Bob. And since, according to you, we're not real friends, which makes perfect sense as your only real friends are a bottle of discount gin and the metal handrail in your shower, I'm gonna go ahead and say no.