Quote from Ted in My Chief Concern
Jordan: Hey, sweat stain! How's it goin' with your girlfriend, now that you guys are roomies? Ted: Oh, we're having sex, like, all the time. [all groan] Why do people react like that when they picture me having sex? Dr. Kelso: You try it! Ted: Oh, God! Dr. Kelso: Not a pretty sight, is it?