J.D.: It's almost showtime. Let's work out some of the kinks. You guys doing the Dr. Cox sketch, Make sure you re-he-he-he-he-he-he-heally stretch out all your words, okay? And under no circumstances are you to tell him that I wrote the joke implying he may have a sports car because he has a small penis. Unless he finds it hilarious, at which point, you will break character and say, "John Dorian wrote that joke." I will then stand, give a humble nod like so and then gesture for you to continue.