Elliot: I know we're talking, but it still feels like we're being so careful, you know?
J.D.: We're just scared. I made so many mistakes in my life because I was scared. It's the reason I bailed when you said "I love you". It's the reason-
Elliot: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
J.D.: OK. But I am scared of ending our friendship.
Elliot: What if I get hurt again?
J.D.: What if you picked up a new STD?
Elliot: For the last time, that was not an STD! It was a urinary tract infection, and I got it from having sex with you in a pond.
J.D.: [v.o.] Yeah, you did.