Quote from Denise in My Jerks
J.D.: Uh, upper right abdominal pain. What's your diagnosis, Jo? Katie: I know. J.D.: Of course you do, Katie, because you know anything that anyone's ever asked you ever. But I didn't ask you. I asked Jo. Denise: Well, the patient definitely looks like hell, so- J.D.: Quick side note. When a patient's eyes are open, that usually means that they're awake. Sorry, Mrs. Gallagher. You look very beautiful today. Doesn't she? Denise: Yeah, your jaundice makes you glow. J.D.: Yes, yellow like the sun.