Dr. Kelso: You're both suspended.
J.D.: You can't do that.
Dr. Kelso: This is my hospital, I can do whatever I want. [stands up to reveal he's in his underwear] Get it?
Elliot: Sir, you can't suspend me. I'm private practice.
J.D.: And I've had zero patient interaction, so there's no liability issue.
Dr. Kelso: So this can't come back to me?
Both: No.
Dr. Kelso: Then get out.