[fairy tale:]
Dr. Cox: [v.o.] Once upon a time, a long time ago, there was a little village known as Sacred Heartia.
Nurse Shirley: Dammit, Giant. Why is this village so filthy?
Janitor: Well, irritable towns woman of color, it could be because this town's roads are paved with mud. Or maybe it's because I've been swabbing everyone's porch with ox urine. [laughs] I jest. Only yours. You know why? You've been telling people I eat babies. I don't eat babies. With babies, it's a minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips. I eat toddlers.
Doug: I thought you said she'd be dead already.
Janitor: Come back later. Say, do you have any babies/toddlers on that cart?
Doug: Nope.
Janitor: Well, off to work.