J.D.: [v.o.] Wow, Turk's pretty quick without that testicle weighing him down. I wonder if Olympic athletes have ever thought of that.
[fantasy: an Olympic Athlete chats to a doctor:]
Olympic Athlete: Take them both off and I'll bring home the gold. Hell, if it makes a difference, you can even take off my...
[reality: J.D. crashes into a supply cart]
J.D.: Damn it! Never fantasize while running. You know that.