Carla: Why wouldn't John want any help?
Elliot: You know, this reminds me of the time my cousin Greg got stuck at the airport. I offered to pick him up, but he said he'd just crash at some cheap motel. Anyway, the next day-
Dr. Kelso: Let me guess. He hung himself.
Elliot: What? No, Dr. Kelso, my cousin didn't hang himself, okay? [to Carla] He did. But he lived.
Carla: That's a nice story.