Quote from Ted in My Inconvenient Truth
Ted: Hey, if you're gonna drive that gas guzzler, the least you can do is car pool. Janitor: Hey, I don't see you bringing anybody to work. Ted: Hey, I just dropped my mom off at the mall. She sits on the seat and then holds on by tucking her hands inside my bike shorts. Janitor: That's disgusting. Ted: Yeah. Doesn't feel right.