Quote from J.D. in My Own Worst Enemy
J.D.: [on the phone] Hey, Kim. I know because of work I haven't seen you in a while, but do you mind if I grab a drink with Turk, tonight? Turk: Tell her my dad died. Kim: Go have fun with your friend. I'm gonna stay in and eat. J.D.: Thanks, babe. Bye. [hangs up] See Turk? Now we can save that dad dying thing to go see the new panda baby at the zoo. Turk: Oh, It's to late for that. She died. J.D.: Not Ming-Ming? Turk: Her mama sat on her and then ate her. J.D.: Stupid nature.