J.D.: Vascular surgery on a guy his age?
Turk: Dude, I've done tons of these. And yes, there's a risk. But with this type of surgery, his quality of life would improve like that. I'm telling you, he could be playing tennis by the weekend.
J.D.: What do you think, Perry?
Dr. Cox: Let me phrase my response in the form of a riddle: What's black and white, and should never, ever, ever, be allowed inside of a hospital?
J.D.: Oh, is it Lloyd and Sharise? Because their PDA has gotten out of control.
Dr. Cox: And yet, you two still nauseate me more.