Elliot: Kim, are you okay?
Kim: What am I doing here? Everybody hates me! I can't get the zipper up on your big fat cousin's dress. No wonder J.D. said what he said!
Carla: What did he say?
[later:]
Carla: How could you do that to the mother of your child?
Elliot: Yeah, all Kim asked was if there was a one in a million chance for the two of you, and you couldn't just give her a little hope?
J.D.: Now you're on her side?!
Carla: She's pregnant! You're supposed to tell her what she wants to hear.
Elliot: Yeah, like remember when Carla was pregnant? And we all told her how beautiful she was even though she looked like George Lopez? It's the same thing. Right?