J.D.: Wow. That's amazing.
Kim: Just don't get freaked out by how big his head is in comparison to the rest of his body.
[fantasy: a woman opens her door to trick-or-treaters on Halloween:]
Kids: Trick or treat!
Woman: What great costumes! I wouldn't recognize any of you. Well, except for you. You're Dorian's kid.
Boy: [as a mummy] Damn it!
[reality:]
J.D.: I bet you could fit a lot of candy corn in those cheeks.