Quote from Todd in My Cold Shower
[The Todd is wearing a t-shirt that has a drawing of a blue-haired old woman with the text "GILF"] Todd: Hey, fellas. I hear there's a Steel Magnolia in Room 309 that needs a little pruding. Turk: Todd, she's 68 and have syphilis. Todd: Hey, the Todd accepts all applicants, regardless of age and disability.