Elliot: Whenever we're apart I always get so bummed.
J.D.: Well, then let's get you cheered up, huh? Look what I just bought in the back of Boy's Life. Spiderman goggles. Still gloomy? Let's put on the wipers. Ruh-roh.
Elliot: Nmm-mm.
J.D.: Nothing? Dr. Beardface. Let's see if he wants to play Macaroni.
Elliot: How do you play?
J.D.: One-nothing, your turn.
J.D.: [v.o.] Playing maccaroni was much more fun than dealing with a hypochondriac.