Lloyd: Dr. Reid! I have a package for you. It's addressed to your home, but since you are here...
Elliot: Lloyd, I wanted that delivered to my house because it's private and it would be embarrassing for me to open it here at the hospital. [walks away]
Lloyd: We can't.
Ted: We have to.
Dr. Kelso: Wait. You're talking about opening someone else's mail. I think we should stop for a moment and consider the ethical implications here. [pulls of pen knife] All done.