Quote from Carla in My No Good Reason
Keith: Guys? I need some help over here. J.D.: [v.o.] There are a lot of different ways to win an argument. You can win it with an ultimatum. Carla: I interviewed 23 girls until I found Heather, but if I ever catch you eyeballing her again, I will fire her tight little butt. And then you'll get to spend every waking moment interviewing the next 23 fugly ass candidates until we find another good one.