Quote from J.D. in My Fishbowl
Carla: My point is, we don't know what the future holds. Turk: Yeah, well, I know what my future holds, if I hold this fart in any longer. J.D.: [v.o.] I wonder what would happen. [fantasy:] Carla: Fine. Let me move out the way! Turk: Alright, everybody clear back! [As Turk farts, he is blown through the roof of the hospital up into the sky. He then falls back down.] [reality:] J.D.: If only I had a saddle, I could have ridden you.