Quote from Janitor in My Best Friend's Baby's Baby and My Baby's Baby
Turk: [answers phone] Hey, baby, look, I- Yeah, he, he's right here. [to J.D.] She won't talk to me. J.D.: Hi. Yes, I know he missed your wedding, too. All right, hold on. [slaps Turk] That was from her, not me. Turk: Go. Janitor: Relax, I'll have him out in one second. [holding saw] All right, hold still. Nobody likes a jagged stump. Turk: No! Janitor: [on the phone] He's being unreasonable. Okay. [slaps Turk twice] That was from me.