Quote from Janitor in My Mirror Image
Janitor: Okay, what if I get a sex-change operation, and I trick him into marrying me? Old Man: But if it doesn't work, you'll just be an older, fairly ugly, janitor woman. Janitor: That's true. Old Man: You know, you and I are quite a bit alike. I spent most of my life trying to become a lawyer. But I could never get my Juris Doctorate. Janitor: How does that make us alike? Old Man: Oh, I spent years trying to get that damn J.D.