J.D.: [v.o.] I wasn't the only one to have an uninvited guest.
Jordan: [groans] You know what sucks? I didn't even eat any of that crappy shower food and I still feel nauseous. In fact, I've been nauseous for, like, two weeks.
[Dr. Cox and Jordan suddenly turn to each other in panic]
[flashbacks:]
Jordan: I've been exhausted all week.
Jordan: My boobs are so big right now.
[present:]
Jordan: Yep, I'm pregnant.
Jack: I pooped in my bed so I put it on the TV.