Quote from Turk in My Déjà Vu, My Déjà Vu
Carla: Turk, what are you doing? You can't ride the bike. Turk: Why not? Carla: Because it puts too much pressure on my cervix. Turk: Baby, I don't have a damn cervix! And how else am I supposed to exercise? Carla: You can do everything that I do. You can have yogurt, you can listen to classical music, you can gently rub my belly. Turk: You know what? That's it. Carla: What's it? What do you think you're doing? [Turk gets a beer can] You better not open that. You better not- OK, but you better not drink it. Fine, but you better not enjoy it. Turk: Ahh! [Carla slaps the beer out of Turk's hand] Did you just bitch-slap my beer? Carla: Are you calling me a bitch? Turk: Yes. Yes, I am. Baby, you OK? Carla: I feel funny.