Carla: I am so mad at you.
Elliot: Yeah, you big jerk.
Carla: How could you stand up Dr. Cox?
Elliot: Wait, is that what we came to yell at him for?
Carla: Well, yeah. What did you think it was?
Elliot: Apparently J.D. told Mr. Ketay in there that I'm throwing him some big birthday party. Yeah, so when he asked where the cake was, I totally panicked and told him we got him a weekend in Vegas.
Carla: What?
Mr. Ketay: [o.s.] Can I see Celine Dion?
Elliot: Oh, anything you want, Mr. Ketay! [to J.D.] You're going halfsies with me on everything.