Jordan: I gotta go to Jack's preschool. Apparently, Seymour was teasing him, so he punched him in the face.
Dr. Cox: Do Seymour's parents have to go down there?
Jordan: I doubt it. They're turtles.
Dr. Kelso: Count yourself lucky. My son just sent me a picture of himself sitting on the lap of his new boyfriend, Winston.
Both: Oh!
Jordan: Why are they dressed up as Tonto and the Lone Ranger?
Dr. Kelso: Well, I'd like to say they're going to a costume party, but apparently those are their jammies.
Dr. Cox: Look at the bright side. He's like the daughter you never had, only gay and unsuccessful. [Cox and Kelso laugh]
Dr. Kelso: Tell me about it.
Dr. Cox: So funny, the way kids are, isn't it? You never know how it's gonna go.