Quote from Dr. Cox in My New Suit
Dr. Cox: [whistles] OK, as you all know, Sacred Heart is dealing with a mountain of malpractice lawsuits courtesy of bumbling interns, clueless doctors and hack surgeons, or as I like to refer to them, you people. Now, since Sweaty Teddy here backs up his infinitesimal knowledge of the law with absolutely zero knowledge of medicine, one of you is going to have to go through claims, decipher medical stuff and somehow relay all of that into his tiny peanut brain. Ted, how many times did I insult you during that? I was shooting for five. Ted: Only three, unless you count "Sweaty Teddy" as an insult. But my mom calls me that, and she loves me, right? Dr. Cox: No, Ted. She hates you. Four. Now, since Ted has no life, and that's five, I'm going to let him hand select his very own victim. Ted.