Carla: So you gotta leave early? Thanks to Kelso, I gotta take the half the hospital staff out for drinks so they don't hate me.
Turk: Thanks to J.D., I'll be up forever doing these damn case reports. Plus, I lost the one night off a week that I look forward to.
Carla: What about the two nights a week we spend together?
Turk: Now I am so mad at J.D.!