Carla: Hey, what's up with the Janitor? He seems a little more lurky than usual.
J.D.: Yeah, I pissed him off earlier today. How am I supposed to avoid him?
Turk: You should put the hide-and-seek sensor on him. That way you'll always know where he is.
J.D.: It would take a very clever plan to hide this tiny penny-like sensor on him.
[later:]
Turk: Five bucks if you eat this penny.
Janitor: Done and done.
Turk: We pulled it off. See if it works.
J.D.: [beeping] My friend, we have just LoJacked the Janitor.