Carla: All right, I just took the pregnancy test. Just tell me when a minute's up.
Turk: I just put some pizza rolls in the microwave oven. The minute that bad boy dings, we're good to go.
Carla: Oh, my God, I can't stand it! Thirty more seconds!
Turk: OK, honey. Don't get too excited. They have to cool off for at least a minute. That cheese is like lava.
Carla: Is there a bigger idiot than you in the entire world?