Quote from Elliot in My Own Personal Hell
Keith: I just don't usually burn this bad. Elliot: Don't worry. Later, I'm gonna find some aloe and rub it on wherever it hurts. Keith: Well, it's just on my back, really. Elliot: Keith, that was innuendo. You were gonna work on this. Keith: Oh. Right, right, right. OK. Um, it also hurts under my pants. In my pants. Damn it! I can't get this!