Ted: Sir, can I have Sunday afternoon off?
Dr. Kelso: Well, that depends. Is Baxter's dog run gonna hose itself down?
Ted: No.
Dr. Kelso: Actually, it is. I rigged the hose to a timer. But I need you to clean out my gutters.
Ted: But, sir, I'm doing a bike ride for charity!
Dr. Kelso: Ted, the only thing I hate more than bikes are procedural cop shows. We get it, the pedophile did it. Be at my house at 2:30.